I didn’t feel well yesterday, so I called out of work and slept from 7:00 am to 1:15 pm. I eventually felt better after feeding myself and watching a movie, but I had the worst night’s sleep last night, probably because of all the sleeping during the day. That’s just insult to injury.

It rained this morning. A lot. I have two umbrellas, both of which are broken. I did not appreciate the rain.

My office has been looking like the devil’s warehouse for the past week after preparing for an upcoming sales meeting. I decided to clean as best as possible by making a decision about every piece of paper, every file, every e-mail I came across. It worked until I realized I have seventeen pairs of shoes strewn under my desk, then I got distracted.

Check your sock* and then check it again*.

*Videos contain R-rated language.