Smorgasbord

I didn’t feel well yesterday, so I called out of work and slept from 7:00 am to 1:15 pm. I eventually felt better after feeding myself and watching a movie, but I had the worst night’s sleep last night, probably because of all the sleeping during the day....

Eat, read, and be happy.

My first book club meeting with the gals.Our book: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer.Our restaurant: 2nd Ave Deli, or, as I like to call it, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Expensive.UPDATE: While I wasn’t exactly a fan, sadly, for the...

Fried potatoes

Dear D.S.,Thank you for contacting me back in April on Classmates.com. As you can see, I still have yet to open and read your e-mail. If you think I haven’t gotten around to it because I’m super busy, you’re mistaken. I am blatantly ignoring it...

Apéritif

On Tuesday, I Windexed my shirt thinking it was Febreze. This morning, I stepped into the shower with my glasses on. Pray tell, is this the onset of senility or am I merely comic relief for Marc? If the latter, I need to come up with some new...

Bite me

I am not a math whiz, but…During my cross-country road trip in March, I prepared and planned my meals so as not to rely on any fast or junk food for sustenance while driving.Total pounds lost while in a car: 7After contracting a stomach virus in April, I was...